There are always those subtle hints and clues as to whether the middle-aged, single lady down the street is a crazy cat lady like the overly obvious hopelessness of a lint brush or the millions of cats spotted roaming the streets but how do we identify the closet cat lady.
1. Monochromatic outfit
The hat doubles as a cat condo.
2- Reference to "friends" who have strange names like Mr. Biggles and Oreo
Nuff Said..
3- The tote that's meowing and making scratching noises
Its her ring tone, a song by prince she says. Prince is her pet cat.
4- "Fashion Sandals"
with socks!
and a fanny pack!
5- Overly obnoxious, long lasting laugh
her cats say her laugh makes them laugh
also, with snaggle tooth bonus
6- Your pet cat is missing
she has kleptomaniac-ish tendencies
7- Her day planner, cell phone, purse/tote, jewelry and other paraphernalia has pictures of a kittens playing with yarn on them
8- Has a nanny cam at work on a separate computer screen so she never has to take her eyes of her "babies"
...or if you look like this
9- No napkins, just licks all the food/goop off of her fingers, hands, arms- whatever.
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